Clean - Hmm. I guess I have not tried hard enough

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08/18/09 - Actual Chat Text.. Sometimes I wonder..

Actual Chat Text:

Person: U see another gay movie
Response: The first one
Person: I have not
Response: Thanx for sharing
Person: Id like to
Response: Its nice to have goals

Random friend was the person. I was the response. Sometimes my friends really make me wonder. Other times I kinda know what to expect..

8-14-09 - 50 Plus - Questions that is..

50 Plus - Answers to questions that is :-P - If I was being interviewed by Babwa Wawa..

1. What time did you get up this morning?
9am (I was returning from vacation)

2. How do you like your steak?
Medium Well.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Star Trek

4. What is your favorite TV show?
True Blood

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
NYC

6. What did you have for breakfast today?
Pringles

7.What is your favorite cuisine?
American usually Southern

8. What foods do you dislike?
Nasty Food. Food that is alive. And Peaches and Pears

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
My House but if I’m not cooking I like Wendy’s or Denny’s

10. Favorite dressing?
Spicy French Dressing (Catalina French)

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
I do not drive, I use chauffeurs only. Some of those chauffeurs drive the subway.

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Something comfortable, looks good and wears well.

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Australia and the reef

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full
I drank it already. If there is still something in it then it might be half full.

15. Where would you want to retire?
Someplace with space and a maid.

17. Where were you born?
Yonkers NY but I quickly ran away.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Basketball, but I like watching Rugby, and the Olympics

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Whatever, I am not gonna keep track or hunt people down. I’m busy.

20. If you could go back in time, how far would you go back and why?
I would go back to around when I got my first job and tell me to save my money and stop
Wasting money on useless gadgets, MLMs and the stock market.

21. If there was a Zombie Apocalypse who would you want with you?
The Predator

22. Bird watcher?
I recognize them but I let them come to me I don’t go looking in the woods for birds.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person, The morning is evil.

24. Do you have any pets?
No. I’m too busy and I can always visit other peoples pets. That way somebody else pays for the food.

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I wanna go back to the beach.

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
Everything. I did not want to specialize. I wanted to be good at everything and no matter who I met I knew I could still do something they could not do.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Summer at my Grandma’s house

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
I don’t have either but like visiting both.

29. Are you married?
Not yet. Someday tho.

32. Any pet peeves?
People who ask for obvious or readily available information, People who block the sidewalks and narrow walkways, People who let their kids wreak havoc and then let them get away with it, Ignorant stupid people, Nasty cooking odors from people who don’t know how to cook.

33. Favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni, but I will eat almost any topping except olives or fish

34. FAVORITE FLOWER?
The last ones to fade and die.

35. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla Ice Cream w/ Rainbow Sprinkles

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendy’s - All fast food in moderation, I prefer cooking myself though.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
Never taken driving test. I do have the permit though

38. From whom did you get your last email?
I get email every few seconds on 3 accounts. I have no idea. Facebook?

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Century 21. I would need a U-Haul to get it all home.

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
I gave a dollar to a drag queen

41. Like your job?
I liked my job once. That was like 7 years ago. After that It all went down hill.

42. ...Broccoli?
Usually once a week. It is good for you. Calcium and Fiber.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
Cruise through the caribbean, went to 5 different islands, took some amazing photos and danced almost every night.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Pais

45. What are you listening to right now?
Eyewitness news. My newest tea dance house mix was the soundtrack to the ride home.

46. What is your favorite color?
Blue. And whatever color goes with it. I am trying to branch out and be more unpredictable.

47. How many tattoos do you have, what and where?
1, It’s in chinese and on my shoulder.

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
I will pick them kind of random and don’t require anything in return.

49. What are you wearing?
Ginch Gonch (I was traveling), Baseball New York All Star Game Tee Shirt.

50. Coffee Drinker?
Social, at Denny’s, when on vacation.

12/12-12/13/08 - Weekend Quotes - From usual suspects

"They grow up so fast" - Splash Fri 12/12 - Said to Dougie and then by Dougie - regarding Brent Everett on stage at Splash Friday Night.

"I'm writing songs in my sleep" - Thursday 12/11

*I may be a ho, but I'm not a crack ho* - Cops on FOX - Sat. 12/13

"I thought she was the other one, Oh yes she is the one that Drinks" Sat Nite
Mr Black.

Sat Night - After finding a drunk soul at the ATM and retrieving Security.
Security Response - "What the F*ck!? - Why does this always happen?"
Upon coming to the ATM and finding the guy
with his pants falling down showing blue and white horizontally striped briefs.

As usual, I made it through the weekend alive.

8-27-08 - Silly Mid-Week Musings

If people wonder why I don't have time to update so much I guess because
I'm usually busy,
I work,
I have accounts on myspace
and twitter,
and I also keep up on current events across the internet.
Both technological and just funny.

But back to my musings..

I never did understand this song.

It always sounded like a girl in a downright abusive boy/girl interaction.


more graph humor and song chart memes

WARNING: chart is dated 1999, some aspects may no longer apply.

5/23-5/26 - Too much.. Is Never Enough.

I was planning on taking it easy, Just doing the Saturday Alegria thing. But instead ended up having 3 days of drinking and overthinking.

Friday - At work, Wendy's on the way home, then Gym bar, then Ty's, then Hangar, then Splash till 3:15am.

Saturday Night - arrival at Alegria at Webster Hall,
Proceeded to have security drama as they make me check the chain from my wallet, and the lights (the small ones and not the big ones ?). I saw all of my friends, both upstairs and down and upstairs again (too many stairs) and though the music was good and the stage entertainment was good, the place was too hot and some people were rude in their highness (pushy and hitting bystanders for no reason other than they thought they finally got the beat and could dance). I stayed until 6:50 just 1 hr longer than Russ and the Jimmy. The attitude at the door ruined my mood. I had fun but it was not worth it. (and $90 for Pride weekend is definitely not on my list of worth it).

Sunday - The Eagle for a hangout on the roofdeck, and the crowd was great. The place was nice and crowded from the moment we made our way up to the third level and the bartenders were nice and the crowd was fun and funny. I stayed there for a few hours then when I got my friend texts I did a quick run downtown to meet friends at Hiro (which was ridiculously crowded) and then meet at G lounge (ridiculously crowded). So after a bathroom break at Gym bar a hello to the DJ and then saying goodnight to Maurice who decided to head back home, Dwayne and I headed over to Splash. DJ Billy Carroll had the room pumping to a healthy crowd that had as many people upstairs as a good Saturday Night. I danced some on the dancefloor and even at the front bar with a tall blond girl who was with her friends and then at 3:10am following the sounds of Janet Jackson and "Feedback" I did the two hands lit dance on the box and finally I felt I had the high point my weekend needed. Anyway left the club at 3:45 and finally headed home.

Monday - Delivery breakfast (again) and then headed into the city to meet friends in the park. Towel in the grass at Stuy town, plenty of sunblock and hung out with Gary, Nathan and the girls. Sunblock was applied and we left at 4pm to go get something for dinner. A pickup order at Dallas BBQ and then it was home to watch "Apocalypto" on Blu-Ray. After that it was time to nap and then Baskin and Robbins ice cream. Still dehydrated, but getting better. ; )

Quotes:

"I am so tired of playing 'Fat Girlfriend*', I need some me time, where its about me and not about being fat girlfriend."

"I like having my own bartender, I remember to treat them nice and they treat me nice. It's like the 'Circle of Vodka'.



*Fat Girlfriend - The frumpy friend that hangs out with the girl that gets all of the attention.

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